Archive | March, 2010

Wedding Invitations

21 Mar

How do I word these things?

Candice Bruyea and Jonathan Shaw invite you to come to their freaking wedding, so come to the wedding already. You wedding guests.

Candice Bruyea and Jonathan Shaw invite you to stare at them weirdly for eight hours of joyous, joyous joy.

Candice Ashlyn Bruyea
and
Jonathan David Shaw
invite you to share in their joy
as they exchange marriage vows
get drunk
and pass out under the cake table
before you even get there.